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An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...

A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...

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Pray hard

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Their true intention

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...

What is the Australian for foreplay?

A 70-year-old man has never been married...

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Forgot to pedal

An elderly man goes into a brothel...

This man got his prescription for Viagra...

What was the First Commandment?

The absolved

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The aged patient doddered into...

Stuck orgasm

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

The definition of kinky sex

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...

It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...

Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?

What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...

What is white and flies across the sky?

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm...

Sister Margaret died...

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...

Confessions

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

Why is 88 better than 69?

37 mating positions

Nauseous sex

This is horny!

GIRL'S CONFESSION

An irresolvable problem

Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

Three Chinese daughters

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

What is pink and moist and split in the middle?

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...

Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?

What is a yankee?

A truck driver breaks down and...

The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...