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Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...

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Household items

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Birth control

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

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Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

Bra sizes

For me, penises are a hobby...

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A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

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Why do they put strings on tampons?

Why do women fake orgasms?

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

Who's got a bigger crotch?

The Big Horse Race

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...

A husband and wife were in their back yard...

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Best kind of sex

A guy steps into an elevator and...

The wife of an older man is distraught...

A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

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Sneezing orgasms

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Old Chinese proverb