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A small mistake

How long?

What is the definition of a virgin?

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

After working together for a while...

Saving up for 60 years

Proffessional Terms II

A novel idea

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?

Why does a dog lick his balls?

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

Household items

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

What is white and streaks across the sky?

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...

Birth control

Bra sizes

For me, penises are a hobby...

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

Why do they put strings on tampons?

Why do women fake orgasms?

The Big Horse Race

What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

A guy steps into an elevator and...

The wrong definition

Best kind of sex

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

The wife of an older man is distraught...

Sneezing orgasms

A husband and wife were in their back yard...

Who's got a bigger crotch?

Time to quit

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

What Not to Name Your Dog

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...