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Proffessional Terms II

What is white and streaks across the sky?

How long?

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...

Three guys are discussing women...

A small mistake

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

Saving up for 60 years

The right rhythm

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

Who's got a bigger crotch?

Birth control

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?

Household items

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Bra sizes

What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?

The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

Why do women fake orgasms?

Sneezing orgasms

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

Why do they put strings on tampons?

What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

Happens all the time

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

A husband and wife were in their back yard...

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

For me, penises are a hobby...

The Big Horse Race

A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

Old Chinese proverb

Best kind of sex

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...