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What is a man's idea of protected sex?

Saving up for 60 years

The right rhythm

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...

Household items

Proffessional Terms II

Why does a dog lick his balls?

How long?

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

For me, penises are a hobby...

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?

A novel idea

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

What is the definition of a virgin?

After working together for a while...

Birth control

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

Bra sizes

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

Why do women fake orgasms?

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

The Big Horse Race

Why do they put strings on tampons?

What is white and streaks across the sky?

A guy steps into an elevator and...

The wrong definition

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Best kind of sex

Who's got a bigger crotch?

Sneezing orgasms

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

The wife of an older man is distraught...

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...

A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

What Not to Name Your Dog

Course of action

What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?

Time to quit

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...