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Proffessional Terms II

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

After working together for a while...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

How long?

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

What is white and streaks across the sky?

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?

A novel idea

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

Household items

Why does a dog lick his balls?

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

Birth control

The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

For me, penises are a hobby...

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

Bra sizes

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

Why do they put strings on tampons?

What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

Why do women fake orgasms?

The Big Horse Race

A guy steps into an elevator and...

A husband and wife were in their back yard...

Best kind of sex

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

Sneezing orgasms

Who's got a bigger crotch?

The wife of an older man is distraught...

The wrong definition

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

Time to quit

What Not to Name Your Dog

What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?