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Stuck orgasm

Love handles

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

An irresolvable problem

Armando asks...

A question for Bill Clinton

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Final wish

What is pink and moist and split in the middle?

Homework

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

What the difference between true love and herpes?

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

After working together for a while...

Three wishes

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

You can come out now

A yard sale

What is a yankee?

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

A novel idea

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

Marital Sex

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

What is the definition of a virgin?

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

Proffessional Terms II