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An irresolvable problem

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

Nauseous sex

Armando asks...

Final wish

What the difference between true love and herpes?

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Homework

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

A question for Bill Clinton

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

What is a yankee?

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

A yard sale

Marital Sex

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

Three wishes

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

You can come out now

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

What is the definition of a virgin?

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

A novel idea

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

After working together for a while...

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

How do you circumcise a redneck?