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Final wish

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

What's an Australian kiss?

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

What the difference between true love and herpes?

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

A yard sale

Armando asks...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Golf in the Bedroom

GIRL'S CONFESSION

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

A peculiar birthday card

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Three wishes

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

Love handles

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

Homework

There was a young man in the Air Force...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

Three guys are discussing women...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

You can come out now

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

Marital Sex

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

A question for Bill Clinton

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

A small mistake

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...