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A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

Three Chinese daughters

GIRL'S CONFESSION

What's an Australian kiss?

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

Final wish

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

A yard sale

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

A peculiar birthday card

Armando asks...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Golf in the Bedroom

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

You can come out now

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

Three wishes

Love handles

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Homework

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Marital Sex

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

Three guys are discussing women...

A question for Bill Clinton

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

The right rhythm

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

A small mistake

Saving up for 60 years