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What the difference between true love and herpes?

Three Chinese daughters

What's an Australian kiss?

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

Final wish

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

A yard sale

A peculiar birthday card

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

Armando asks...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

You can come out now

Golf in the Bedroom

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

GIRL'S CONFESSION

Love handles

Three wishes

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

There was a young man in the Air Force...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Homework

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Three guys are discussing women...

Marital Sex

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

A question for Bill Clinton

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

A small mistake

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...