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A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

Final wish

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

What's an Australian kiss?

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

What the difference between true love and herpes?

A yard sale

Armando asks...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

Golf in the Bedroom

GIRL'S CONFESSION

A peculiar birthday card

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Love handles

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Three wishes

Homework

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Three guys are discussing women...

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

You can come out now

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

Marital Sex

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

A question for Bill Clinton

A small mistake

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?