Шутки

Sex (Секс) — в порядке популярности:

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

What's an Australian kiss?

A peculiar birthday card

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

A yard sale

Three Chinese daughters

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

Final wish

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Love handles

Golf in the Bedroom

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Three wishes

Armando asks...

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

Homework

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

There was a young man in the Air Force...

You can come out now

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

A question for Bill Clinton

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

Marital Sex

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

The right rhythm

Three guys are discussing women...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...

How do you circumcise a redneck?