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What is a yankee?

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Golf in the Bedroom

What the difference between true love and herpes?

Armando asks...

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

Final wish

Love handles

What's an Australian kiss?

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

A yard sale

Homework

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

A question for Bill Clinton

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

Three wishes

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Marital Sex

You can come out now

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

What is the definition of a virgin?

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

The right rhythm

A small mistake

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

Three guys are discussing women...

Proffessional Terms II

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...