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What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

A peculiar birthday card

Golf in the Bedroom

Armando asks...

Final wish

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

What the difference between true love and herpes?

What's an Australian kiss?

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

Love handles

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

A yard sale

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

Homework

A question for Bill Clinton

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Three wishes

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

Marital Sex

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

You can come out now

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

There was a young man in the Air Force...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

What is the definition of a virgin?

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

Three guys are discussing women...

The right rhythm

A small mistake

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

Proffessional Terms II

Saving up for 60 years

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?