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An irresolvable problem

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

Nauseous sex

Armando asks...

Final wish

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

What the difference between true love and herpes?

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Homework

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

A question for Bill Clinton

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

What is a yankee?

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

A yard sale

Marital Sex

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

Three wishes

You can come out now

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

What is the definition of a virgin?

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

There was a young man in the Air Force...

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

A novel idea

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

After working together for a while...

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

How do you circumcise a redneck?