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Appropriate punishment

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Know the difference

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A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins

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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...

Lightbulbs for dinner

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

No children yet

The common symptoms of swine flu

What's the definition of a real loser?

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

Flavoured condoms

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Five fingers

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How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

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How does a women hold her liquor?

Why is a joke like pussy?

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking...

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A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

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Kiss me...yeah!

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Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...