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Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

How do they do it?

Different Treatments

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

Ring, ring!

Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?

Whats long, hard and full of semen?

It was a somber day in Disney land...

What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...

Why do bankers make great lovers?

What is red and has seven dents?

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...

A wonderful exercise

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

What do people do for fun on Halloween?

A man, being on top of a woman...

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

Know the difference

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

How do you get Visual Aids?

What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...

How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?

A vicious circle

Why is sex like money in the bank?

A small boy walks into his mothers room...

A young girl is speaking with her father...

No children yet

An old sailor goes to a brothel...

The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Do you know why it's called sex?

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

The Australian way

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

A cure for a headache

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

Social Security Sex

I read last week...

John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

Five fingers

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