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Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

Ring, ring!

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...

It was a somber day in Disney land...

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...

Paying Rent

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How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?

Whats long, hard and full of semen?

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During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...

Appropriate punishment

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...

Know the difference

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?

What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...

Why are women like snow flakes?

How do you get Visual Aids?

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...

How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?

What's a real mate?

Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?

Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...

A wonderful exercise

A vicious circle

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

No children yet

Why is sex like money in the bank?

A young girl is speaking with her father...

Social Security Sex

Did you know Sex is a crime?

A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking...

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

Do you know why it's called sex?

A cure for a headache

What's the definition of a real loser?

Back in the good ole days in Texas...

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?