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A vicious circle

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How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...

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Know the difference

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Did you know Sex is a crime?

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A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins

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What's a real mate?

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Why are women like snow flakes?

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Social Security Sex

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What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

Back in the good ole days in Texas...

A wonderful exercise

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Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking...

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A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

Do you know why it's called sex?

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

The art of foreplay

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A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...