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Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...

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How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

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How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?

Ring, ring!

Appropriate punishment

A vicious circle

Lightbulbs for dinner

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...

Whats long, hard and full of semen?

How do you get Visual Aids?

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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...

Know the difference

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...

Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...

Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...

Why are women like snow flakes?

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?

Did you know Sex is a crime?

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...

How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?

What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?

What's a real mate?

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

A wonderful exercise

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

Social Security Sex

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking...

Why is sex like money in the bank?

A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins

A young girl is speaking with her father...

No children yet

John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

Back in the good ole days in Texas...

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

A young couple got married, and in their family...

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

The art of foreplay