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Punishment that fits the crime

What is the difference between hard and light?

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

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Where does Peter Pan eat?

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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...

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Birth of a Candy Bar

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A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

A proper name

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...

Necking

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

Sexually active

How do they do it?

Different Treatments

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

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There were two people having sex in a car...

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What is red and has seven dents?

A few questions and answers

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Two hookers were on a street corner...

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What do you do in case of fallout?

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...

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When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...

A small boy walks into his mothers room...

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...

Man who goes to sleep with sex...

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Paying Rent

The common symptoms of swine flu

How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?

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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Lightbulbs for dinner

It was a somber day in Disney land...

A couple married forty years were revisiting the...