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A guy is screwing a great looking blonde...

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Birth of a Candy Bar

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Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

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Necking

Punishment that fits the crime

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What is red and has seven dents?

What is the difference between hard and light?

Different Treatments

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...

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A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?

Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?

Sexually active

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What do you do in case of fallout?

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Man who goes to sleep with sex...

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

A proper name

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The common symptoms of swine flu

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How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

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Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...

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When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...

Lightbulbs for dinner

Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...