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How do they do it?

Birth of a Candy Bar

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...

Punishment that fits the crime

What is the difference between hard and light?

The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...

Necking

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

A few questions and answers

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?

There were two people having sex in a car...

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...

What is red and has seven dents?

Different Treatments

A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?

What do you do in case of fallout?

Two hookers were on a street corner...

Why did the pervert cross the road?

What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?

Sexually active

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?

Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...

A proper name

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?

Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...

Why is a joke like pussy?

How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

The common symptoms of swine flu

What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...

Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?

Man who goes to sleep with sex...

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Paying Rent

When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...

A couple married forty years were revisiting the...

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

A small boy walks into his mothers room...

Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...

What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...