Шутки

Sex (Секс) — в порядке популярности:

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

Where does Peter Pan eat?

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...

Punishment that fits the crime

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...

What is the difference between hard and light?

Necking

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?

A few questions and answers

A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...

What is red and has seven dents?

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...

What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?

There were two people having sex in a car...

Different Treatments

Sexually active

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

A proper name

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?

Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...

Two hookers were on a street corner...

Why did the pervert cross the road?

What do you do in case of fallout?

What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?

Man who goes to sleep with sex...

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...

Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...

The common symptoms of swine flu

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?

What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...

How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?

When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...

Why is a joke like pussy?

Paying Rent

A small boy walks into his mothers room...

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

A couple married forty years were revisiting the...

Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...