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A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

Course of action

Safe to appear

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Anomaly or...

The horny midget found that the best way...

A young girl had not been feeling well...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

Happens all the time

I tried phone sex once...

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

CONDOMINIUM

Old Chinese proverb

The definition of amnesia

A guy rings work and says...

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

A Girl Scout troop leader...

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

Traditions

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...

Taking measures

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

What is the definition of an overbite?

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

Every precaution

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

What is green and smells like pig?

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...

There's a fire at the whorehouse...

How do they do it?

A man comes to a doctor and...

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde...