Шутки

Sex (Секс) — в порядке популярности:

A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

The horny midget found that the best way...

A young girl had not been feeling well...

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

Safe to appear

Old Chinese proverb

Play doctor

Course of action

Happens all the time

Anomaly or...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

The definition of amnesia

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

CONDOMINIUM

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

I tried phone sex once...

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

Traditions

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

A guy rings work and says...

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

Taking measures

A Girl Scout troop leader...

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Every precaution

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

What is green and smells like pig?

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

How do they do it?

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...

Birth of a Candy Bar

A man comes to a doctor and...

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...