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A husband and wife were in their back yard...

The horny midget found that the best way...

Anomaly or...

Happens all the time

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

Safe to appear

Play doctor

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

A young girl had not been feeling well...

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

Traditions

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

A guy rings work and says...

I tried phone sex once...

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

A Girl Scout troop leader...

The definition of amnesia

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

Old Chinese proverb

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

CONDOMINIUM

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Taking measures

What is the definition of an overbite?

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

Every precaution

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

A man comes to a doctor and...

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

There's a fire at the whorehouse...

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

What is green and smells like pig?

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

Punishment that fits the crime




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