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A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

Course of action

A young girl had not been feeling well...

Play doctor

The horny midget found that the best way...

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?

Safe to appear

Anomaly or...

Old Chinese proverb

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

Happens all the time

CONDOMINIUM

I tried phone sex once...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

The definition of amnesia

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

A guy rings work and says...

Taking measures

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

Traditions

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

A Girl Scout troop leader...

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

How do they do it?

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

Every precaution

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

What is green and smells like pig?

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Birth of a Candy Bar

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

Different Treatments

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...