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A husband and wife were in their back yard...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

The horny midget found that the best way...

Anomaly or...

Safe to appear

Happens all the time

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

I tried phone sex once...

A young girl had not been feeling well...

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

The definition of amnesia

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

Old Chinese proverb

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

A Girl Scout troop leader...

A guy rings work and says...

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

Traditions

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

CONDOMINIUM

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

What is the definition of an overbite?

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

Taking measures

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...

Every precaution

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

What is green and smells like pig?

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...

A man comes to a doctor and...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

Birth of a Candy Bar

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

There's a fire at the whorehouse...

How do they do it?

What do the Chinese call a 69?