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The horny midget found that the best way...

A young girl had not been feeling well...

The wrong definition

Safe to appear

Course of action

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

Time to quit

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Happens all the time

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

Play doctor

The definition of amnesia

CONDOMINIUM

Anomaly or...

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

I tried phone sex once...

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

A guy rings work and says...

Traditions

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

Taking measures

A Girl Scout troop leader...

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Every precaution

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Birth of a Candy Bar

What is green and smells like pig?

How do they do it?

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

What is the difference between hard and light?

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...

Two hookers were on a street corner...